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You've been rehearsing what you'll say for 20 minutes. You still sound guilty.

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Sound familiar?

It's 5 AM. You've been awake since 3.

Not because you're sick — you ARE sick.

You've been awake because you're rehearsing the call.

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"What if they don't believe me?"

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"I don't sound sick enough."

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"What if they're annoyed?"

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"Maybe I should just go in."

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Listen to the actual call

👤 MikeDispatch, Mike speaking.
🎣 HookyHi Mike, I'm calling on behalf of Sean to let you know that he won't be able to come in to work today. He's sick.
👤 MikeAlrighty. Thank you.
🎣 HookyYou're welcome, have a great day.

Mike had no idea. The call lasted 38 seconds.

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